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To order Cookies 'N Chaos, please send a check for $14.95 (which includes shipping 'n handling) to:
J. Collins
9724 Brandt
Oak Lawn, IL 60453

To order an essay, send a check for $19.95 (framed) or $5 (unframed) to the address above. Please include the title of the essay you'd like to receive. Click the samples below to view a larger version.

Michael
New Mommies never listen. This year alone, 61,219 of them will name their newborn sons Michael, Mikey or Mike. Whichever form they use really makes no difference, for you spell it
T-R-O-U-B-L-E. ...

The Father of the Bride
How could I know, when he stopped by that day
My life would change in a bittersweet way?
We talked of jobs, the weather and life
Then Zing! He asked, to make you his wife...

The Mother of the Bride
There stands before you a woman supreme
Lovely enough to step out of a dream;
My dress has elegance, every curl's in place
Hot flashes rising, yet see the smile on my face! ...